14:00:27: Package picked up by Bacon Moo
14:00:28: @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). Luckily, @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
14:59:58: @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy). This is arguably why @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
15:00:01: @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) is riddled with repetitive machine gun fire from @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy), falling to their knees and letting the package slip from their fingers. "Parcel transferred." @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) resumes delivery with the package.
15:00:04: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson). This is arguably why @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
15:00:29: Package delivered by Glenn Murphy for $80,000