03:02:46: Package picked up by Bacon Moo
03:02:47: Ignoracious Buttafucco does not normally mourn death. Ignoracious Buttafucco is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of Ignoracious Buttafucco thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as Bacon Moo emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. Bacon Moo dove, taking a shot mid-air. Bacon Moo was not thinking about human connection, unlike Ignoracious Buttafucco. This is arguably why Ignoracious Buttafucco was shot in the gut. Bacon Moo resumes their delivery, package in tow.
04:13:39: Package delivered by Bacon Moo for $20,000