13:44:05: Package picked up by Bacon Moo
13:44:06: Someone once told @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) knows @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) but the time is almost here. @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo)'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
13:58:00: The smell of @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo)'s completely immolated ship flares up @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s nostrils as a tow cable yanks the package from the flaming wreck. "Parcel transferred" emit's from @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s bracelet, signaling more credits to be made. @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) continues towards the delivery point, package in tow.
13:59:02: @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) shot a missile at @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) and obliterated their ship. All that was left was the package which was picked up and continued its journey with @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo).
14:00:21: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo). @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) resumes delivery of their package.
14:00:39: @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine). Luckily, @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
14:01:49: @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) was feeling THAT feeling. The feeling of the win just over the horizon. A smile crept across @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo)'s face, thinking of exactly what they would use these credits to purchase, when @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) launched an electrified bola at their feet. @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) can't quite internalize that the most painful step is also the most confident, as a dart is lodged into their neck before @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo)'s head even hits the ground, bringing on many hours of sleep. @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) smiles as their delivery bracelet emits the familiar "Parcel transferred" message.
14:03:15: The wonderful thing about lasers, although expensive, is their ability to slice entirely through a surface and sever. @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) rounds a corner and only has a split second to see a blinding red light, before being decapitated by a slicingly accurate laser blast from @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo). The package rolls to their feet. "Parcel transferred." @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) resumes delivery of the stolen package.
14:26:19: @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
14:26:24: The smell of @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo)'s completely immolated ship flares up @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s nostrils as a tow cable yanks the package from the flaming wreck. "Parcel transferred" emit's from @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s bracelet, signaling more credits to be made. @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) continues towards the delivery point, package in tow.
14:27:41: @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine). @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) resumes delivery of their package.
14:27:44: @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) bludgeons @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) unconscious with a large metal crowbar, laughing and dancing over their bloody mangled body. "Parcel transferred."
14:43:59: @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) was feeling THAT feeling. The feeling of the win just over the horizon. A smile crept across @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo)'s face, thinking of exactly what they would use these credits to purchase, when @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) launched an electrified bola at their feet. @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) can't quite internalize that the most painful step is also the most confident, as a dart is lodged into their neck before @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo)'s head even hits the ground, bringing on many hours of sleep. @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) smiles as their delivery bracelet emits the familiar "Parcel transferred" message.
14:44:02: @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) was feeling THAT feeling. The feeling of the win just over the horizon. A smile crept across @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s face, thinking of exactly what they would use these credits to purchase, when @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) launched an electrified bola at their feet. @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) can't quite internalize that the most painful step is also the most confident, as a dart is lodged into their neck before @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s head even hits the ground, bringing on many hours of sleep. @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) smiles as their delivery bracelet emits the familiar "Parcel transferred" message.
14:44:05: Package delivered by Bacon Moo for $260,000