17:33:15: Package picked up by Jeff Colen
17:33:16: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen)'s destruction.  Instead @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
17:44:33: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones) hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen)'s ship as it races across the horizon.  However, @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
18:00:09: @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco).  Luckily, @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
18:33:32: Package delivered by Jeff Colen for $60,000