17:46:55: Package picked up by Durham Jones
17:46:56: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
18:00:09: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) manically runs after @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
19:00:03: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
20:00:34: @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). Luckily, @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
21:00:34: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
21:16:42: @peepso_user_134(Durham Jones) has been sucked into a portable black hole shot from @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen)'s MSK-8500 rifle, not only losing the package to @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen), but flung to unknown reaches of the universe. "Parcel transferred."
21:46:56: Package delivered by Jeff Colen for $120,000