00:54:34: Package picked up by Michael Bruggman
00:54:35: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) continues their delivery.
01:26:28: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) continues their delivery.
03:19:54: @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). Luckily, @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
04:04:02: @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). Luckily, @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
05:17:26: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
06:28:31: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
07:47:52: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
08:08:15: Someone once told @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) got one over on @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) once before. So definitely, for @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson), that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) see's @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) running hurriedly down the street. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) did not see before. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_154(Michael Bruggman) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
09:17:11: Package delivered by Michael Bruggman for $160,000