19:40:13: Package picked up by Leroy Palestine
19:40:14: Leroy Palestine was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Ignoracious Buttafucco.  Luckily, Leroy Palestine vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  Leroy Palestine resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
20:40:51: Package delivered by Leroy Palestine for $20,000