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22:59:18: Package picked up by Pouncy Sillybear
22:59:19: Ignoracious Buttafucco stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Pouncy Sillybear's destruction.  Instead Pouncy Sillybear resumes on their way, Ignoracious Buttafucco's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
23:06:13: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry.  Blaylock Samson has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire.  The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided.  Pouncy Sillybear ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap.  Pouncy Sillybear almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in Blaylock Samson's trap. Frantic, Pouncy Sillybear activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire.  Limping, Pouncy Sillybear hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder.  As Blaylock Samson manically runs after Pouncy Sillybear firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of Pouncy Sillybear's grenades, losing a leg.  Pouncy Sillybear continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
04:10:40: Package delivered by Pouncy Sillybear for $40,000