15:50:33: Package picked up by Pouncy Sillybear
15:50:34: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) manically runs after @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
16:08:10: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear). @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) resumes delivery of their package.
17:27:28: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) manically runs after @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
17:27:45: @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis). This is arguably why @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
17:28:55: @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) resumes on their way.
17:29:15: @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) took a shortcut due to a fake sign placed by @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine), tripping over a portable road spike, and then landing in a field of Guruvian Nesters, an exotic species known for their sexual appetite. @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) currently has the package.
18:35:16: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) resumes on their way.
18:37:15: @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) continues their delivery.
18:37:55: @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
18:38:30: @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
18:39:24: @peepso_user_2(Leroy Palestine) took a shortcut due to a fake sign placed by @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear), tripping over a portable road spike, and then landing in a field of Guruvian Nesters, an exotic species known for their sexual appetite. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) currently has the package.
19:04:28: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) manically runs after @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
19:59:53: Package delivered by Pouncy Sillybear for $240,000