18:06:49: Package picked up by O.D. Bodkins
18:06:51: @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). Luckily, @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
19:02:53: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
20:01:18: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) resumes on their way.
20:41:28: @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) bludgeons @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) unconscious with a large metal crowbar, laughing and dancing over their bloody mangled body. "Parcel transferred."
21:03:15: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_266(Pouncy Sillybear) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
22:27:25: Package delivered by Pouncy Sillybear for $100,000