15:59:04: Package picked up by Pouncy Sillybear
15:59:05: Ignoracious Buttafucco misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at Pouncy Sillybear. Pouncy Sillybear resumes delivery of their package.
16:00:29: Someone once told Blaylock Samson the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. Pouncy Sillybear got one over on Blaylock Samson once before. So definitely, for Blaylock Samson, that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. Blaylock Samson stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. Blaylock Samson see's Pouncy Sillybear running hurriedly down the street. Blaylock Samson takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. Blaylock Samson ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. Pouncy Sillybear doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Blaylock Samson did not see before. Blaylock Samson takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Pouncy Sillybear escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
17:01:05: Package delivered by Pouncy Sillybear for $40,000