14:44:32: Package picked up by Orpheus Waking
14:44:33: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking). @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking) resumes delivery of their package.
15:00:43: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
16:00:43: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). This is arguably why @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
17:03:19: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking) resumes on their way.
18:01:40: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) manically runs after @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
19:00:12: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
20:01:38: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking). @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking) resumes delivery of their package.
21:01:26: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
22:01:26: Today started as a uniquely bright one for @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking) to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking) came into view. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) barely heard @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" @peepso_user_301(Orpheus Waking) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
22:46:00: Package delivered by Orpheus Waking for $180,000