21:01:05: Package picked up by Shadowrabbit Clayguy
21:01:06: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Ignoracious Buttafucco hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that Ignoracious Buttafucco has used it, targeting Shadowrabbit Clayguy's ship as it races across the horizon. However, Shadowrabbit Clayguy's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. Ignoracious Buttafucco's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. Shadowrabbit Clayguy dips their ship, skirting past Ignoracious Buttafucco and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
21:03:30: Shadowrabbit Clayguy was feeling THAT feeling. The feeling of the win just over the horizon. A smile crept across Shadowrabbit Clayguy's face, thinking of exactly what they would use these credits to purchase, when Wulfrien Helgial launched an electrified bola at their feet. Shadowrabbit Clayguy can't quite internalize that the most painful step is also the most confident, as a dart is lodged into their neck before Shadowrabbit Clayguy's head even hits the ground, bringing on many hours of sleep. Wulfrien Helgial smiles as their delivery bracelet emits the familiar "Parcel transferred" message.
22:00:55: Ignoracious Buttafucco misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at Wulfrien Helgial. Wulfrien Helgial resumes delivery of their package.
22:01:37: Package delivered by Wulfrien Helgial for $60,000