16:52:36: Package picked up by Shadowrabbit Clayguy
16:52:37: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy). @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes delivery of their package.
17:04:19: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) continues their delivery.
17:52:52: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) is bloody from head to toe after a rough number of successful entanglements. "Geronimo, fuckstick!" They look up at the voice and see a a dot in the sky. It quickly turns into two dots: a sky born @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) on a rocket powered hang-glider, and the portable thermonuclear device they've dropped. "Parcel transferred," can be heard from dispatch as @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) swoops past the mangled corpse and snags the package.
18:00:53: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) manically runs after @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
18:07:42: @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) took a shortcut due to a fake sign placed by @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy), tripping over a portable road spike, and then landing in a field of Guruvian Nesters, an exotic species known for their sexual appetite. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) currently has the package.
18:42:06: @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) shot a missile at @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) and obliterated their ship. All that was left was the package which was picked up and continued its journey with @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins).
19:02:11: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) continues their delivery.
19:21:37: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) continues their delivery.
19:21:57: @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) was feeling THAT feeling. The feeling of the win just over the horizon. A smile crept across @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins)'s face, thinking of exactly what they would use these credits to purchase, when @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) launched an electrified bola at their feet. @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) can't quite internalize that the most painful step is also the most confident, as a dart is lodged into their neck before @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins)'s head even hits the ground, bringing on many hours of sleep. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) smiles as their delivery bracelet emits the familiar "Parcel transferred" message.
19:50:56: @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) continues their delivery.
20:02:09: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes on their way.
20:55:31: Package delivered by Shadowrabbit Clayguy for $220,000