00:35:04: Package picked up by Calto Fremis
00:35:05: Calto Fremis was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Ignoracious Buttafucco. Luckily, Calto Fremis vaulted over it, only severing one foot. Calto Fremis resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
00:45:31: Calto Fremis was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Column McClowed. Luckily, Calto Fremis vaulted over it, only severing one foot. Calto Fremis resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
00:45:38: Column McClowed's ship fires two nuclear torpedos into Calto Fremis's ship, instantly incinerating it. The package is snagged by a lengthy magnetic tow cable. "Parcel transferred."
01:12:09: Mac Nielson steadily took aim from a second story window as Column McClowed ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, Mac Nielson inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. Column McClowed resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
01:25:18: L.R. Snipestress's ship fires two nuclear torpedos into Column McClowed's ship, instantly incinerating it. The package is snagged by a lengthy magnetic tow cable. "Parcel transferred."
01:27:57: L.R. Snipestress takes two shotgun blasts directly to the spine from Column McClowed, who continues on their way with the package. "Parcel transferred." L.R. Snipestress will be paying a deductible to get this fixed.
01:35:05: Package delivered by Column McClowed for $120,000