19:40:35: Package picked up by Cleve Dallas
19:40:36: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas). @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) resumes delivery of their package.
20:00:39: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
21:01:09: @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). Luckily, @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
21:38:29: Today started as a uniquely bright one for @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy). A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) came into view. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) barely heard @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
21:38:45: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) successfully spears @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) to a wall through their chest. @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) has time to yell, "You bastard," as @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) snags the package from the ground in front of them. "Parcel transferred."
22:00:25: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) continues their delivery.
22:00:41: @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s ship rams head-first into @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s ship, utilizing a superheated prow to disintegrate @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s cockpit. The package is snagged by @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) after a daring space walk. "Parcel transferred."
22:07:20: @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas). This is arguably why @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
22:07:30: @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) has managed to somehow evade theft of the package thus far. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) is feeling good. DAMN good. Unfortunately that feeling is momentarily suspended as a shot rings out, severing a cable holding up a net full of 700 pounds of refuse with a sign that has "Eat My Fuck - Cheers, @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas)" scrawled on it in pink paint. @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) picks up the package which lies next to the mangled limbs of @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial). Fuck eaten. Good job, @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas). "Parcel Transferred." You have the package. Now get that sucker to the finish line.
22:50:36: The wonderful thing about lasers, although expensive, is their ability to slice entirely through a surface and sever. @peepso_user_336(Cleve Dallas) rounds a corner and only has a split second to see a blinding red light, before being decapitated by a slicingly accurate laser blast from @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy). The package rolls to their feet. "Parcel transferred." @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes delivery of the stolen package.
23:00:59: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). This is arguably why @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
23:40:47: Package delivered by Shadowrabbit Clayguy for $220,000