20:13:59: Package picked up by O.D. Bodkins
20:14:00: Ignoracious Buttafucco steadily took aim from a second story window as O.D. Bodkins ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, Ignoracious Buttafucco inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. O.D. Bodkins resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
21:02:49: Ignoracious Buttafucco misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at O.D. Bodkins. O.D. Bodkins resumes delivery of their package.
21:15:02: Package delivered by O.D. Bodkins for $40,000