14:24:26: Package picked up by Shadowrabbit Clayguy
14:24:27: Mac Nielson misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at Shadowrabbit Clayguy. Shadowrabbit Clayguy resumes delivery of their package.
15:02:03: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. Blaylock Samson has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. Shadowrabbit Clayguy ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. Shadowrabbit Clayguy almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in Blaylock Samson's trap. Frantic, Shadowrabbit Clayguy activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, Shadowrabbit Clayguy hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As Blaylock Samson manically runs after Shadowrabbit Clayguy firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of Shadowrabbit Clayguy's grenades, losing a leg. Shadowrabbit Clayguy continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
16:00:40: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. Mac Nielson has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. Shadowrabbit Clayguy ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. Shadowrabbit Clayguy almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in Mac Nielson's trap. Frantic, Shadowrabbit Clayguy activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, Shadowrabbit Clayguy hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As Mac Nielson manically runs after Shadowrabbit Clayguy firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of Shadowrabbit Clayguy's grenades, losing a leg. Shadowrabbit Clayguy continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
17:01:02: Mac Nielson steadily took aim from a second story window as Shadowrabbit Clayguy ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, Mac Nielson inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. Shadowrabbit Clayguy resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
18:02:16: Shadowrabbit Clayguy was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Ignoracious Buttafucco. Luckily, Shadowrabbit Clayguy vaulted over it, only severing one foot. Shadowrabbit Clayguy resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
19:01:41: Shadowrabbit Clayguy was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Ignoracious Buttafucco. Luckily, Shadowrabbit Clayguy vaulted over it, only severing one foot. Shadowrabbit Clayguy resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
20:00:15: Someone once told Ignoracious Buttafucco the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. Shadowrabbit Clayguy got one over on Ignoracious Buttafucco once before. So definitely, for Ignoracious Buttafucco, that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. Ignoracious Buttafucco stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. Ignoracious Buttafucco see's Shadowrabbit Clayguy running hurriedly down the street. Ignoracious Buttafucco takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. Ignoracious Buttafucco ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. Shadowrabbit Clayguy doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Ignoracious Buttafucco did not see before. Ignoracious Buttafucco takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Shadowrabbit Clayguy escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
21:05:22: Ignoracious Buttafucco stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Shadowrabbit Clayguy's destruction. Instead Shadowrabbit Clayguy resumes on their way, Ignoracious Buttafucco's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
22:06:54: Shadowrabbit Clayguy was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Ignoracious Buttafucco. Luckily, Shadowrabbit Clayguy vaulted over it, only severing one foot. Shadowrabbit Clayguy resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
22:25:48: Package delivered by Shadowrabbit Clayguy for $180,000