04:17:31: Package picked up by Long Dread
04:17:32: Long Dread was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Mac Nielson. Luckily, Long Dread vaulted over it, only severing one foot. Long Dread resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
05:30:32: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. Ignoracious Buttafucco has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. Long Dread ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. Long Dread almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in Ignoracious Buttafucco's trap. Frantic, Long Dread activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, Long Dread hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As Ignoracious Buttafucco manically runs after Long Dread firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of Long Dread's grenades, losing a leg. Long Dread continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
06:04:40: Mac Nielson stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Long Dread's destruction. Instead Long Dread resumes on their way, Mac Nielson's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
06:04:48: Calto Fremis's ship rams head-first into Long Dread's ship, utilizing a superheated prow to disintegrate Long Dread's cockpit. The package is snagged by Calto Fremis after a daring space walk. "Parcel transferred."
07:13:44: Mac Nielson does not normally mourn death. Mac Nielson is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of Mac Nielson thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as Calto Fremis emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. Calto Fremis dove, taking a shot mid-air. Calto Fremis was not thinking about human connection, unlike Mac Nielson. This is arguably why Mac Nielson was shot in the gut. Calto Fremis resumes their delivery, package in tow.
07:13:48: Feisty Gazebo steadily took aim from a second story window as Calto Fremis ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, Feisty Gazebo inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. Calto Fremis resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
07:13:57: Calto Fremis took a shortcut due to a fake sign placed by Feisty Gazebo, tripping over a portable road spike, and then landing in a field of Guruvian Nesters, an exotic species known for their sexual appetite. Feisty Gazebo currently has the package.
08:37:50: Package delivered by Feisty Gazebo for $140,000