14:38:44: Package picked up by Stephen King
14:38:45: Ignoracious Buttafucco is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Stephen King after a failed package theft attempt. Stephen King resumes on their way.
15:00:23: Jack Corbeau was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Blaylock Samson. Luckily, Jack Corbeau vaulted over it, only severing one foot. Jack Corbeau resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
15:38:47: Package delivered by Jack Corbeau for $40,000