11:43:14: Package picked up by Jack Corbeau
11:43:16: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) continues their delivery.
12:01:18: @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). Luckily, @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
13:01:07: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). This is arguably why @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
14:00:00: @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). Luckily, @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
14:50:52: @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) successfully spears @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) to a wall through their chest. @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) has time to yell, "You bastard," as @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) snags the package from the ground in front of them. "Parcel transferred."
14:58:25: The smell of @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s completely immolated ship flares up @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau)'s nostrils as a tow cable yanks the package from the flaming wreck. "Parcel transferred" emit's from @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau)'s bracelet, signaling more credits to be made. @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) continues towards the delivery point, package in tow.
15:00:12: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) resumes on their way.
15:43:15: Package delivered by Jack Corbeau for $140,000