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21:59:11: Package picked up by Jack Corbeau
21:59:12: Blaylock Samson does not normally mourn death.  Blaylock Samson is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another.  But that last death.  A split second of Blaylock Samson thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as Jack Corbeau emerged from the parking garage, package in tow.  The shot missed.  Jack Corbeau dove, taking a shot mid-air.  Jack Corbeau was not thinking about human connection, unlike Blaylock Samson.  This is arguably why Blaylock Samson was shot in the gut.  Jack Corbeau resumes their delivery, package in tow.
22:00:08: Jack Corbeau is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads.  Dangerous territory.  A field of Space Bastards, but Jack Corbeau smiles.  Winners aren't born; they're built.  Jack Corbeau lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below.  One failed attempt.  Two.  Three.  Four.  Each attempted theft of the package raises Jack Corbeau's adrenaline.  Ignoracious Buttafucco fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of Jack Corbeau.  "Not today, my friend."  Jack Corbeau twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting Ignoracious Buttafucco four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
22:59:53: Package delivered by Jack Corbeau for $40,000