01:37:34: Package picked up by Pauchet Adrien
01:37:35: Mac Nielson is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Pauchet Adrien after a failed package theft attempt. Pauchet Adrien resumes on their way.
02:00:22: Someone once told Ignoracious Buttafucco the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. Pauchet Adrien got one over on Ignoracious Buttafucco once before. So definitely, for Ignoracious Buttafucco, that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. Ignoracious Buttafucco stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. Ignoracious Buttafucco see's Pauchet Adrien running hurriedly down the street. Ignoracious Buttafucco takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. Ignoracious Buttafucco ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. Pauchet Adrien doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Ignoracious Buttafucco did not see before. Ignoracious Buttafucco takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Pauchet Adrien escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
02:45:16: Package delivered by Pauchet Adrien for $40,000