01:15:55: Package picked up by Todd Huish
01:15:56: Someone once told Blaylock Samson the best way to handle this job is like it's personal.  Not business.  Todd Huish got one over on Blaylock Samson once before.  So definitely, for Blaylock Samson, that advice hits close to the chest.  No guns.  Not this time.  Blaylock Samson stakes out the area.  Hides in the shadows.  Blaylock Samson see's Todd Huish running hurriedly down the street.  Blaylock Samson takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling.  Certainly safer.  No.  It's time for revenge.  Blaylock Samson ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip.  Todd Huish doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Blaylock Samson did not see before.  Blaylock Samson takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Todd Huish escaping with the package still in tow far down the road.  Don't worry.  The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
02:00:20: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Blaylock Samson hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that Blaylock Samson has used it, targeting Todd Huish's ship as it races across the horizon.  However, Todd Huish's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  Blaylock Samson's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  Todd Huish dips their ship, skirting past Blaylock Samson and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
03:00:32: Someone once told Blaylock Samson that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business.  Not personal.  Do not concern yourself with revenge.  Blaylock Samson knows Todd Huish has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory.  The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on Blaylock Samson but the time is almost here.  Todd Huish's ship comes over the horizon.  There it is. Blaylock Samson's finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on.  A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action.  Blaylock Samson is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error.  This mistake would sting Blaylock Samson the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location.  Todd Huish's ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
04:00:26: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Ignoracious Buttafucco hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that Ignoracious Buttafucco has used it, targeting Todd Huish's ship as it races across the horizon.  However, Todd Huish's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  Ignoracious Buttafucco's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  Todd Huish dips their ship, skirting past Ignoracious Buttafucco and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
05:00:16: Someone once told Mac Nielson the best way to handle this job is like it's personal.  Not business.  Todd Huish got one over on Mac Nielson once before.  So definitely, for Mac Nielson, that advice hits close to the chest.  No guns.  Not this time.  Mac Nielson stakes out the area.  Hides in the shadows.  Mac Nielson see's Todd Huish running hurriedly down the street.  Mac Nielson takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling.  Certainly safer.  No.  It's time for revenge.  Mac Nielson ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip.  Todd Huish doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Mac Nielson did not see before.  Mac Nielson takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Todd Huish escaping with the package still in tow far down the road.  Don't worry.  The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
05:16:18: Package delivered by Todd Huish for $100,000