00:54:22: Package picked up by grahammann@gmail.com
00:54:23: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ). @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ) resumes delivery of their package.
01:08:14: @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson). Luckily, @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
02:05:39: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
03:01:31: Someone once told @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ) got one over on @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) once before. So definitely, for @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco), that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) see's @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ) running hurriedly down the street. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) did not see before. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
04:06:31: @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). Luckily, @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ) vaulted over it, only severing one foot. @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
05:00:13: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
06:01:23: @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com )'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
07:02:07: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson). This is arguably why @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
08:02:19: Someone once told @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) knows @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com ) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) but the time is almost here. @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com )'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. @peepso_user_534(grahammann@gmail.com )'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
08:55:03: Package delivered by grahammann@gmail.com for $180,000