16:06:07: Package picked up by Illiaen Abraxas
16:06:08: Someone once told @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) knows @peepso_user_23(Illiaen Abraxas) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) but the time is almost here. @peepso_user_23(Illiaen Abraxas)'s ship comes over the horizon. There it is. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. @peepso_user_23(Illiaen Abraxas)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
17:01:13: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_23(Illiaen Abraxas)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_23(Illiaen Abraxas)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_23(Illiaen Abraxas) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
18:10:45: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_23(Illiaen Abraxas) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_23(Illiaen Abraxas) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_23(Illiaen Abraxas) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_23(Illiaen Abraxas) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) manically runs after @peepso_user_23(Illiaen Abraxas) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_23(Illiaen Abraxas)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_23(Illiaen Abraxas) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
19:01:08: Someone once told @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. @peepso_user_23(Illiaen Abraxas) got one over on @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) once before. So definitely, for @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco), that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) see's @peepso_user_23(Illiaen Abraxas) running hurriedly down the street. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. @peepso_user_23(Illiaen Abraxas) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) did not see before. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_23(Illiaen Abraxas) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
19:15:40: @peepso_user_23(Illiaen Abraxas) takes two shotgun blasts directly to the spine from @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher), who continues on their way with the package. "Parcel transferred." @peepso_user_23(Illiaen Abraxas) will be paying a deductible to get this fixed.
19:37:18: @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) was feeling THAT feeling. The feeling of the win just over the horizon. A smile crept across @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher)'s face, thinking of exactly what they would use these credits to purchase, when @peepso_user_23(Illiaen Abraxas) launched an electrified bola at their feet. @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) can't quite internalize that the most painful step is also the most confident, as a dart is lodged into their neck before @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher)'s head even hits the ground, bringing on many hours of sleep. @peepso_user_23(Illiaen Abraxas) smiles as their delivery bracelet emits the familiar "Parcel transferred" message.
20:00:56: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_23(Illiaen Abraxas) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_23(Illiaen Abraxas) resumes on their way.
20:06:40: Package delivered by Illiaen Abraxas for $140,000