12:52:39: Package picked up by Billy Butcher
12:52:40: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) after a failed package theft attempt.  @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) resumes on their way.
13:01:01: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt.  @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) continues their delivery.
14:00:31: @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson).  Luckily, @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
15:05:35: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher).  @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) resumes delivery of their package.
16:04:45: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher)'s destruction.  Instead @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
17:01:54: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher)'s destruction.  Instead @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
18:03:26: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) does not normally mourn death.  @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another.  But that last death.  A split second of @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow.  The shot missed.  @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) dove, taking a shot mid-air.  @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson).  This is arguably why @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) was shot in the gut.  @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
19:03:35: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher)'s destruction.  Instead @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
20:11:36: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) after a failed package theft attempt.  @peepso_user_507(Billy Butcher) resumes on their way.
20:52:54: Package delivered by Billy Butcher for $180,000