00:58:15: Package picked up by Sable Nyx
00:58:16: Mac Nielson stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Sable Nyx's destruction. Instead Sable Nyx resumes on their way, Mac Nielson's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
01:00:25: Blaylock Samson tried to sneak on board Sable Nyx's ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. Sable Nyx continues their delivery.
02:00:38: Ignoracious Buttafucco does not normally mourn death. Ignoracious Buttafucco is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of Ignoracious Buttafucco thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as Sable Nyx emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. Sable Nyx dove, taking a shot mid-air. Sable Nyx was not thinking about human connection, unlike Ignoracious Buttafucco. This is arguably why Ignoracious Buttafucco was shot in the gut. Sable Nyx resumes their delivery, package in tow.
03:00:22: Mac Nielson is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Sable Nyx after a failed package theft attempt. Sable Nyx resumes on their way.
04:00:35: Mac Nielson is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Sable Nyx after a failed package theft attempt. Sable Nyx resumes on their way.
05:00:18: Mac Nielson tried to sneak on board Sable Nyx's ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. Sable Nyx continues their delivery.
06:00:35: Today started as a uniquely bright one for Ignoracious Buttafucco. A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. Ignoracious Buttafucco mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." Ignoracious Buttafucco took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." Ignoracious Buttafucco put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. Ignoracious Buttafucco crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for Sable Nyx to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." Sable Nyx came into view. Ignoracious Buttafucco pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode Ignoracious Buttafucco had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, Ignoracious Buttafucco barely heard Sable Nyx running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" Sable Nyx continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
07:00:17: Mac Nielson does not normally mourn death. Mac Nielson is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of Mac Nielson thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as Sable Nyx emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. Sable Nyx dove, taking a shot mid-air. Sable Nyx was not thinking about human connection, unlike Mac Nielson. This is arguably why Mac Nielson was shot in the gut. Sable Nyx resumes their delivery, package in tow.
08:00:29: Ignoracious Buttafucco stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Sable Nyx's destruction. Instead Sable Nyx resumes on their way, Ignoracious Buttafucco's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
08:58:39: Package delivered by Sable Nyx for $180,000