06:18:31: Package picked up by Iggy Starlord
06:18:32: Iggy Starlord is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads.  Dangerous territory.  A field of Space Bastards, but Iggy Starlord smiles.  Winners aren't born; they're built.  Iggy Starlord lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below.  One failed attempt.  Two.  Three.  Four.  Each attempted theft of the package raises Iggy Starlord's adrenaline.  Ignoracious Buttafucco fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of Iggy Starlord.  "Not today, my friend."  Iggy Starlord twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting Ignoracious Buttafucco four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
07:00:45: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Mac Nielson hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that Mac Nielson has used it, targeting Iggy Starlord's ship as it races across the horizon.  However, Iggy Starlord's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  Mac Nielson's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  Iggy Starlord dips their ship, skirting past Mac Nielson and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
07:18:44: Package delivered by Iggy Starlord for $40,000