14:13:25: Package picked up by Iggy Starlord
14:13:26: Iggy Starlord fights off Ignoracious Buttafucco and gets to keep the package
15:00:21: Someone once told Mac Nielson that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. Mac Nielson knows Iggy Starlord has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on Mac Nielson but the time is almost here. Iggy Starlord's ship comes over the horizon. There it is. Mac Nielson's finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. Mac Nielson is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting Mac Nielson the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. Iggy Starlord's ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
16:00:37: Blaylock Samson misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at Iggy Starlord. Iggy Starlord resumes delivery of their package.
16:01:45: Iggy Starlord fights off Calto Fremis and gets to keep the package
16:01:54: Iggy Starlord fights off Calto Fremis and gets to keep the package
16:01:59: Iggy Starlord fights off Calto Fremis and gets to keep the package
16:02:04: Iggy Starlord fights off Calto Fremis and gets to keep the package
16:02:11: Calto Fremis steals package from Iggy Starlord
16:24:28: Iggy Starlord steals package from Calto Fremis
17:00:37: Ignoracious Buttafucco stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Iggy Starlord's destruction. Instead Iggy Starlord resumes on their way, Ignoracious Buttafucco's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
17:26:28: Iggy Starlord fights off Calto Fremis and gets to keep the package
17:26:37: Iggy Starlord fights off Calto Fremis and gets to keep the package
17:26:42: Calto Fremis steals package from Iggy Starlord
17:35:49: Iggy Starlord steals package from Calto Fremis
17:47:58: Calto Fremis steals package from Iggy Starlord
17:57:48: Iggy Starlord steals package from Calto Fremis
18:21:13: Package delivered by Iggy Starlord for $320,000