08:01:59: Package picked up by Calto Fremis
08:02:00: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Ignoracious Buttafucco hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that Ignoracious Buttafucco has used it, targeting Calto Fremis's ship as it races across the horizon.  However, Calto Fremis's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  Ignoracious Buttafucco's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  Calto Fremis dips their ship, skirting past Ignoracious Buttafucco and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
09:01:49: Calto Fremis was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Ignoracious Buttafucco.  Luckily, Calto Fremis vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  Calto Fremis resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
10:02:09: Someone once told Ignoracious Buttafucco that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business.  Not personal.  Do not concern yourself with revenge.  Ignoracious Buttafucco knows Calto Fremis has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory.  The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on Ignoracious Buttafucco but the time is almost here.  Calto Fremis's ship comes over the horizon.  There it is. Ignoracious Buttafucco's finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on.  A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action.  Ignoracious Buttafucco is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error.  This mistake would sting Ignoracious Buttafucco the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location.  Calto Fremis's ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
11:01:49: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Mac Nielson hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that Mac Nielson has used it, targeting Calto Fremis's ship as it races across the horizon.  However, Calto Fremis's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  Mac Nielson's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  Calto Fremis dips their ship, skirting past Mac Nielson and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
12:02:29: Ignoracious Buttafucco steadily took aim from a second story window as Calto Fremis ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, Ignoracious Buttafucco inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  Calto Fremis resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
13:01:09: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Mac Nielson hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that Mac Nielson has used it, targeting Calto Fremis's ship as it races across the horizon.  However, Calto Fremis's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  Mac Nielson's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  Calto Fremis dips their ship, skirting past Mac Nielson and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
14:03:27: Ignoracious Buttafucco misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at Calto Fremis.  Calto Fremis resumes delivery of their package.
15:00:10: Blaylock Samson stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Calto Fremis's destruction.  Instead Calto Fremis resumes on their way, Blaylock Samson's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
16:01:09: Blaylock Samson does not normally mourn death.  Blaylock Samson is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another.  But that last death.  A split second of Blaylock Samson thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as Calto Fremis emerged from the parking garage, package in tow.  The shot missed.  Calto Fremis dove, taking a shot mid-air.  Calto Fremis was not thinking about human connection, unlike Blaylock Samson.  This is arguably why Blaylock Samson was shot in the gut.  Calto Fremis resumes their delivery, package in tow.
16:05:10: Package delivered by Calto Fremis for $180,000