06:40:49: Package picked up by Tharg The Mighty One
06:40:50: Blaylock Samson steadily took aim from a second story window as Tharg The Mighty One ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, Blaylock Samson inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. Tharg The Mighty One resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
07:12:47: Mac Nielson is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Tharg The Mighty One after a failed package theft attempt. Tharg The Mighty One resumes on their way.
08:09:52: Mac Nielson stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Tharg The Mighty One's destruction. Instead Tharg The Mighty One resumes on their way, Mac Nielson's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
09:24:42: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Ignoracious Buttafucco hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that Ignoracious Buttafucco has used it, targeting Tharg The Mighty One's ship as it races across the horizon. However, Tharg The Mighty One's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. Ignoracious Buttafucco's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. Tharg The Mighty One dips their ship, skirting past Ignoracious Buttafucco and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
10:01:05: Ignoracious Buttafucco stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Tharg The Mighty One's destruction. Instead Tharg The Mighty One resumes on their way, Ignoracious Buttafucco's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
11:19:47: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. Blaylock Samson has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. Tharg The Mighty One ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. Tharg The Mighty One almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in Blaylock Samson's trap. Frantic, Tharg The Mighty One activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, Tharg The Mighty One hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As Blaylock Samson manically runs after Tharg The Mighty One firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of Tharg The Mighty One's grenades, losing a leg. Tharg The Mighty One continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
12:16:16: Mac Nielson steadily took aim from a second story window as Tharg The Mighty One ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, Mac Nielson inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. Tharg The Mighty One resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
13:09:40: Tharg The Mighty One was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Ignoracious Buttafucco. Luckily, Tharg The Mighty One vaulted over it, only severing one foot. Tharg The Mighty One resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
15:10:49: Package delivered by Tharg The Mighty One for $160,000