07:49:48: Package picked up by Iggy Starlord
07:49:49: Ignoracious Buttafucco steadily took aim from a second story window as Iggy Starlord ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, Ignoracious Buttafucco inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  Iggy Starlord resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
08:00:39: Mac Nielson stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Iggy Starlord's destruction.  Instead Iggy Starlord resumes on their way, Mac Nielson's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
08:50:20: Package delivered by Iggy Starlord for $40,000