18:05:32: Package picked up by Forbes Forbes
18:05:33: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Mac Nielson hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that Mac Nielson has used it, targeting Forbes Forbes's ship as it races across the horizon. However, Forbes Forbes's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. Mac Nielson's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. Forbes Forbes dips their ship, skirting past Mac Nielson and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
19:00:34: Mac Nielson does not normally mourn death. Mac Nielson is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of Mac Nielson thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as Forbes Forbes emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. Forbes Forbes dove, taking a shot mid-air. Forbes Forbes was not thinking about human connection, unlike Mac Nielson. This is arguably why Mac Nielson was shot in the gut. Forbes Forbes resumes their delivery, package in tow.
20:00:32: Forbes Forbes is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but Forbes Forbes smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. Forbes Forbes lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises Forbes Forbes's adrenaline. Ignoracious Buttafucco fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of Forbes Forbes. "Not today, my friend." Forbes Forbes twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting Ignoracious Buttafucco four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
21:00:35: Someone once told Blaylock Samson that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business. Not personal. Do not concern yourself with revenge. Blaylock Samson knows Forbes Forbes has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory. The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on Blaylock Samson but the time is almost here. Forbes Forbes's ship comes over the horizon. There it is. Blaylock Samson's finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on. A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action. Blaylock Samson is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error. This mistake would sting Blaylock Samson the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location. Forbes Forbes's ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
22:00:38: Ignoracious Buttafucco misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at Forbes Forbes. Forbes Forbes resumes delivery of their package.
22:05:45: Package delivered by Forbes Forbes for $100,000