23:26:46: Package picked up by Jack Corbeau
23:26:47: @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson).  Luckily, @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
23:41:27: @peepso_user_451(Jack Corbeau) is riddled with repetitive machine gun fire from @peepso_user_310(McGossaron Jopaorgingo), falling to their knees and letting the package slip from their fingers.  "Parcel transferred."  @peepso_user_310(McGossaron Jopaorgingo) resumes delivery with the package.
07:36:13: Package delivered by McGossaron Jopaorgingo for $40,000