03:32:42: Package picked up by Sable Nyx (Shayla225)
03:32:43: Mac Nielson (npc3) steadily took aim from a second story window as Sable Nyx (Shayla225) ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, Mac Nielson (npc3) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  Sable Nyx (Shayla225) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
04:52:05: Today started as a uniquely bright one for Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine).  A wonderful breakfast.  "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover.  Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) mused, "Why ruin a good thing?  I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery."  Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal.  "Ah, that's the one.  I'm here already."  Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod.  Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for Sable Nyx (Shayla225) to come running down the road, package in tow.  "I know this one.  Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum.  They won't be able to handle this either."  Sable Nyx (Shayla225) came into view.  Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism.  Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) had just left.  "What?  How?"  As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) barely heard Sable Nyx (Shayla225) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!"  Sable Nyx (Shayla225) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
04:52:13: Sable Nyx (Shayla225) has managed to somehow evade theft of the package thus far.  Sable Nyx (Shayla225) is feeling good.  DAMN good.  Unfortunately that feeling is momentarily suspended as a shot rings out, severing a cable holding up a net full of 700 pounds of refuse with a sign that has "Eat My Fuck - Cheers, Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine)" scrawled on it in pink paint.  Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine) picks up the package which lies next to the mangled limbs of Sable Nyx (Shayla225).  Fuck eaten.  Good job, Leroy Palestine (leroypalestine).  "Parcel Transferred."  You have the package.  Now get that sucker to the finish line.
13:21:18: Package delivered by Leroy Palestine for $60,000