22:13:01: Package picked up by Calto Fremis
22:13:02: @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads.  Dangerous territory.  A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) smiles.  Winners aren't born; they're built.  @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below.  One failed attempt.  Two.  Three.  Four.  Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s adrenaline.  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis).  "Not today, my friend."  @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
23:39:41: @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco).  Luckily, @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
06:41:47: Package delivered by Calto Fremis for $40,000