23:41:48: Package picked up by Kane Cannon
23:41:49: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) resumes on their way.
02:10:51: @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) fires two pistol shots at @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s kneecaps, dropping them to their knees. "Parcel transferred."
02:15:33: @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) has managed to somehow evade theft of the package thus far. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) is feeling good. DAMN good. Unfortunately that feeling is momentarily suspended as a shot rings out, severing a cable holding up a net full of 700 pounds of refuse with a sign that has "Eat My Fuck - Cheers, @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)" scrawled on it in pink paint. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) picks up the package which lies next to the mangled limbs of @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis). Fuck eaten. Good job, @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon). "Parcel Transferred." You have the package. Now get that sucker to the finish line.
02:37:41: Someone once told @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) the best way to handle this job is like it's personal. Not business. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) got one over on @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) once before. So definitely, for @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis), that advice hits close to the chest. No guns. Not this time. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) stakes out the area. Hides in the shadows. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) see's @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) running hurriedly down the street. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling. Certainly safer. No. It's time for revenge. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) did not see before. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) escaping with the package still in tow far down the road. Don't worry. The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
02:37:44: @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis). This is arguably why @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
02:37:52: @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) leaps off of a second story building on to a tall dumpster, shortening the fall. Unfortunately this dumpster is full of explosives placed by @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis). @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) smiles as they plunge their thumb onto the detonator switch, their face ignited by a pillar of flames as @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) is incinerated. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) throws the detonator over their shoulder as they pick up the package that rolls to their feet as if it was meant for them. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) breaks into a fast run, taking the stolen package with them. "Parcel transferred," emits from their delivery bracelet signifying even more credits to be earned. "Parcel transferred, indeed," @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) whispers in reply.
02:38:44: The smell of @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis)'s completely immolated ship flares up @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s nostrils as a tow cable yanks the package from the flaming wreck. "Parcel transferred" emit's from @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s bracelet, signaling more credits to be made. @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) continues towards the delivery point, package in tow.
03:41:48: Package delivered by Kane Cannon for $140,000