21:08:06: Package picked up by Toe Cutter
21:08:07: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Ignoracious Buttafucco hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that Ignoracious Buttafucco has used it, targeting Toe Cutter's ship as it races across the horizon.  However, Toe Cutter's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  Ignoracious Buttafucco's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  Toe Cutter dips their ship, skirting past Ignoracious Buttafucco and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
22:01:07: Mac Nielson misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at Toe Cutter.  Toe Cutter resumes delivery of their package.
22:08:25: Package delivered by Toe Cutter for $40,000