15:21:31: Package picked up by Iggy Starlord
15:21:32: Blaylock Samson steadily took aim from a second story window as Iggy Starlord ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, Blaylock Samson inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. Iggy Starlord resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
15:30:33: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. Toe Cutter has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. Iggy Starlord ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. Iggy Starlord almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in Toe Cutter's trap. Frantic, Iggy Starlord activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, Iggy Starlord hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As Toe Cutter manically runs after Iggy Starlord firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of Iggy Starlord's grenades, losing a leg. Iggy Starlord continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
16:00:42: Iggy Starlord was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Blaylock Samson. Luckily, Iggy Starlord vaulted over it, only severing one foot. Iggy Starlord resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
17:00:01: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Mac Nielson hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that Mac Nielson has used it, targeting Iggy Starlord's ship as it races across the horizon. However, Iggy Starlord's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. Mac Nielson's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. Iggy Starlord dips their ship, skirting past Mac Nielson and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
17:15:09: Iggy Starlord leaps off of a second story building on to a tall dumpster, shortening the fall. Unfortunately this dumpster is full of explosives placed by Toe Cutter. Toe Cutter smiles as they plunge their thumb onto the detonator switch, their face ignited by a pillar of flames as Iggy Starlord is incinerated. Toe Cutter throws the detonator over their shoulder as they pick up the package that rolls to their feet as if it was meant for them. Toe Cutter breaks into a fast run, taking the stolen package with them. "Parcel transferred," emits from their delivery bracelet signifying even more credits to be earned. "Parcel transferred, indeed," Toe Cutter whispers in reply.
17:29:54: Toe Cutter was feeling THAT feeling. The feeling of the win just over the horizon. A smile crept across Toe Cutter's face, thinking of exactly what they would use these credits to purchase, when Iggy Starlord launched an electrified bola at their feet. Toe Cutter can't quite internalize that the most painful step is also the most confident, as a dart is lodged into their neck before Toe Cutter's head even hits the ground, bringing on many hours of sleep. Iggy Starlord smiles as their delivery bracelet emits the familiar "Parcel transferred" message.
17:59:19: Iggy Starlord has been sucked into a portable black hole shot from Calto Fremis's MSK-8500 rifle, not only losing the package to Calto Fremis, but flung to unknown reaches of the universe. "Parcel transferred."
18:00:20: Today started as a uniquely bright one for Blaylock Samson. A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. Blaylock Samson mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." Blaylock Samson took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." Blaylock Samson put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. Blaylock Samson crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for Calto Fremis to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." Calto Fremis came into view. Blaylock Samson pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode Blaylock Samson had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, Blaylock Samson barely heard Calto Fremis running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" Calto Fremis continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
18:04:19: Calto Fremis is riddled with repetitive machine gun fire from Iggy Starlord, falling to their knees and letting the package slip from their fingers. "Parcel transferred." Iggy Starlord resumes delivery with the package.
18:19:03: Toe Cutter stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Iggy Starlord's destruction. Instead Iggy Starlord resumes on their way, Toe Cutter's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
18:19:03: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Toe Cutter hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that Toe Cutter has used it, targeting Iggy Starlord's ship as it races across the horizon. However, Iggy Starlord's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. Toe Cutter's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. Iggy Starlord dips their ship, skirting past Toe Cutter and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
18:28:37: Toe Cutter is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Iggy Starlord after a failed package theft attempt. Iggy Starlord resumes on their way.
18:28:46: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Toe Cutter hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that Toe Cutter has used it, targeting Iggy Starlord's ship as it races across the horizon. However, Iggy Starlord's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. Toe Cutter's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. Iggy Starlord dips their ship, skirting past Toe Cutter and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
19:00:28: Blaylock Samson is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Iggy Starlord after a failed package theft attempt. Iggy Starlord resumes on their way.
19:21:48: Package delivered by Iggy Starlord for $280,000