22:37:30: Package picked up by Shadowrabbit Clayguy
22:37:31: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) does not normally mourn death.  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another.  But that last death.  A split second of @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow.  The shot missed.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) dove, taking a shot mid-air.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson).  This is arguably why @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) was shot in the gut.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
22:46:40: @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s destruction.  Instead @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
22:47:01: @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) after a failed package theft attempt.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes on their way.
22:47:21: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry.  @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire.  The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire.  Limping, @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder.  As @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) manically runs after @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s grenades, losing a leg.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
22:47:46: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) has been sucked into a portable black hole shot from @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s MSK-8500 rifle, not only losing the package to @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino), but flung to unknown reaches of the universe.  "Parcel transferred."
23:08:27: Today started as a uniquely bright one for @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson).  A wonderful breakfast.  "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover.  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) mused, "Why ruin a good thing?  I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery."  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal.  "Ah, that's the one.  I'm here already."  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod.  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) to come running down the road, package in tow.  "I know this one.  Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum.  They won't be able to handle this either."  @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) came into view.  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism.  Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) had just left.  "What?  How?"  As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) barely heard @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!"  @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
00:19:31: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s ship as it races across the horizon.  However, @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
00:56:39: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt.  @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) continues their delivery.
00:58:11: Today started as a uniquely bright one for @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy).  A wonderful breakfast.  "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) mused, "Why ruin a good thing?  I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery."  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal.  "Ah, that's the one.  I'm here already."  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) to come running down the road, package in tow.  "I know this one.  Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum.  They won't be able to handle this either."  @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) came into view.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism.  Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) had just left.  "What?  How?"  As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) barely heard @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!"  @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
00:58:32: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) bludgeons @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) unconscious with a large metal crowbar, laughing and dancing over their bloody mangled body.  "Parcel transferred."
01:04:26: Someone once told @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business.  Not personal.  Do not concern yourself with revenge.  @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) knows @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory.  The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) but the time is almost here.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s ship comes over the horizon.  There it is. @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on.  A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action.  @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error.  This mistake would sting @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
01:04:48: Someone once told @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) that the best way to handle this job is if you keep it strictly business.  Not personal.  Do not concern yourself with revenge.  @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) knows @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) has stolen one too many packages from them before, but brushes the sweat from their brow, banishing that memory.  The heaviness of the EK40 surface to air missile launcher is starting to wear on @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) but the time is almost here.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s ship comes over the horizon.  There it is. @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s finger closes around the trigger loosely, causing the launcher to commence lock-on.  A small repetitive beep turns into a single tone, signaling the moment for action.  @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) is surprised however as the rocket launches behind them instead of in front due to user error.  This mistake would sting @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) the most, if not for the tower of rocket fuel they have chosen as their location.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s ship rolls successfully by the towering pyre of incinerating flame, package still in tow.
01:04:51: The smell of @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s completely immolated ship flares up @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s nostrils as a tow cable yanks the package from the flaming wreck.  "Parcel transferred" emit's from @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s bracelet, signaling more credits to be made.  @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) continues towards the delivery point, package in tow.
03:09:14: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s ship fires two nuclear torpedos into @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s ship, instantly incinerating it.  The package is snagged by a lengthy magnetic tow cable.  "Parcel transferred."
04:45:52: @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s ship fires two nuclear torpedos into @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s ship, instantly incinerating it.  The package is snagged by a lengthy magnetic tow cable.  "Parcel transferred."
05:10:22: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) shot a missile at @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) and obliterated their ship. All that was left was the package which was picked up and continued its journey with @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy).
05:11:16: @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) after a failed package theft attempt.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes on their way.
05:11:35: @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) continues their delivery.
05:11:53: @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s destruction.  Instead @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
05:12:11: @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy).  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes delivery of their package.
05:13:10: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads.  Dangerous territory.  A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) smiles.  Winners aren't born; they're built.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below.  One failed attempt.  Two.  Three.  Four.  Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s adrenaline.  @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy).  "Not today, my friend."  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
05:13:31: @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s destruction.  Instead @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
05:14:31: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads.  Dangerous territory.  A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) smiles.  Winners aren't born; they're built.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below.  One failed attempt.  Two.  Three.  Four.  Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s adrenaline.  @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy).  "Not today, my friend."  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
05:15:28: @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) does not normally mourn death.  @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another.  But that last death.  A split second of @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow.  The shot missed.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) dove, taking a shot mid-air.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino).  This is arguably why @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) was shot in the gut.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
05:15:56: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s ship as it races across the horizon.  However, @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
05:16:04: @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) successfully spears @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) to a wall through their chest.  @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) has time to yell, "You bastard," as @peepso_user_403(Nicholas Jusino) snags the package from the ground in front of them.  "Parcel transferred."
06:37:36: Package delivered by Nicholas Jusino for $520,000