02:54:31: Package picked up by Remi Delux
02:54:32: Mac Nielson is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Remi Delux after a failed package theft attempt.  Remi Delux resumes on their way.
05:21:13: Remi Delux is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads.  Dangerous territory.  A field of Space Bastards, but Remi Delux smiles.  Winners aren't born; they're built.  Remi Delux lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below.  One failed attempt.  Two.  Three.  Four.  Each attempted theft of the package raises Remi Delux's adrenaline.  Mac Nielson fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of Remi Delux.  "Not today, my friend."  Remi Delux twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting Mac Nielson four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
06:11:35: Remi Delux was running at break-neck speed and rounded a blind corner, stumbling upon a laser trip mine placed by Ignoracious Buttafucco.  Luckily, Remi Delux vaulted over it, only severing one foot.  Remi Delux resumes delivery with package in tow, albeit slightly hobbling.
08:43:06: Package delivered by Remi Delux for $60,000