23:29:53: Package picked up by Jeff Colen
23:29:54: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) does not normally mourn death.  @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another.  But that last death.  A split second of @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow.  The shot missed.  @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) dove, taking a shot mid-air.  @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson).  This is arguably why @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) was shot in the gut.  @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
01:04:21: As @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) rounds a corner, they are distracted for more than a split second by a hastily posted cardboard cut-out of a Zyxxan Hound fornicating with a famous human politician from centuries before.  This momentarily lapse in focus is all @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) needs in order to slam a large whirring chainsaw into the chest of @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen).  "Parcel transferred."
01:07:23: @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) after a failed package theft attempt.  @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) resumes on their way.
01:08:59: @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen)'s ship rams head-first into @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo)'s ship, utilizing a superheated prow to disintegrate @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo)'s cockpit.  The package is snagged by @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) after a daring space walk.  "Parcel transferred."
01:14:22: The wonderful thing about lasers, although expensive, is their ability to slice entirely through a surface and sever.  @peepso_user_139(Jeff Colen) rounds a corner and only has a split second to see a blinding red light, before being decapitated by a slicingly accurate laser blast from @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo).  The package rolls to their feet.  "Parcel transferred."  @peepso_user_118(Bacon Moo) resumes delivery of the stolen package.
03:30:19: Package delivered by Bacon Moo for $100,000