18:37:39: Package picked up by Feisty Gazebo
18:37:40: Someone once told Blaylock Samson the best way to handle this job is like it's personal.  Not business.  Feisty Gazebo got one over on Blaylock Samson once before.  So definitely, for Blaylock Samson, that advice hits close to the chest.  No guns.  Not this time.  Blaylock Samson stakes out the area.  Hides in the shadows.  Blaylock Samson see's Feisty Gazebo running hurriedly down the street.  Blaylock Samson takes one last look at the triple barrel sawed-off shotgun in their sling.  Certainly safer.  No.  It's time for revenge.  Blaylock Samson ducks out of the corner, an electrically charged knife in a firm grip.  Feisty Gazebo doesn't even skip a beat, slicing downward with a chainsaw that Blaylock Samson did not see before.  Blaylock Samson takes a long horrified look at their severed limb on the ground, still clutching the knife, and then once more up to see Feisty Gazebo escaping with the package still in tow far down the road.  Don't worry.  The Intergalactic Postal Service has excellent health coverage for limb replacement.
19:20:19: Blaylock Samson misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at Feisty Gazebo.  Feisty Gazebo resumes delivery of their package.
19:20:26: Feisty Gazebo took a shortcut due to a fake sign placed by Calto Fremis, tripping over a portable road spike, and then landing in a field of Guruvian Nesters, an exotic species known for their sexual appetite.  Calto Fremis currently has the package.
19:33:37: Feisty Gazebo stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Calto Fremis's destruction.  Instead Calto Fremis resumes on their way, Feisty Gazebo's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
19:33:43: Calto Fremis is riddled with repetitive machine gun fire from Feisty Gazebo, falling to their knees and letting the package slip from their fingers.  "Parcel transferred."  Feisty Gazebo resumes delivery with the package.
19:37:46: Package delivered by Feisty Gazebo for $100,000