08:37:34: Package picked up by Kane Cannon
08:37:35: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry.  @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire.  The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided.  @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap.  @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire.  Limping, @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder.  As @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) manically runs after @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s grenades, losing a leg.  @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
09:00:27: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s ship as it races across the horizon.  However, @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
09:30:46: @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt)'s ship rams head-first into @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s ship, utilizing a superheated prow to disintegrate @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)'s cockpit.  The package is snagged by @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt) after a daring space walk.  "Parcel transferred."
09:32:09: @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt) after a failed package theft attempt.  @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt) resumes on their way.
09:32:12: @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt) has managed to somehow evade theft of the package thus far.  @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt) is feeling good.  DAMN good.  Unfortunately that feeling is momentarily suspended as a shot rings out, severing a cable holding up a net full of 700 pounds of refuse with a sign that has "Eat My Fuck - Cheers, @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon)" scrawled on it in pink paint.  @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon) picks up the package which lies next to the mangled limbs of @peepso_user_85(Corvus Wyatt).  Fuck eaten.  Good job, @peepso_user_91(Kane Cannon).  "Parcel Transferred."  You have the package.  Now get that sucker to the finish line.
09:37:58: Package delivered by Kane Cannon for $100,000