18:48:05: Package picked up by Wulfrien Helgial
18:48:06: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) resumes on their way.
19:00:06: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) resumes on their way.
20:00:57: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) manically runs after @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
21:01:03: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
22:00:01: Today started as a uniquely bright one for @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco). A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) came into view. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) barely heard @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
23:01:05: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) resumes on their way.
00:48:05: @peepso_user_221(O.D. Bodkins) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) resumes on their way.
00:57:02: @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) is riddled with repetitive machine gun fire from @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy), falling to their knees and letting the package slip from their fingers. "Parcel transferred." @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) resumes delivery with the package.
01:13:57: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) was feeling THAT feeling. The feeling of the win just over the horizon. A smile crept across @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s face, thinking of exactly what they would use these credits to purchase, when @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) launched an electrified bola at their feet. @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) can't quite internalize that the most painful step is also the most confident, as a dart is lodged into their neck before @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy)'s head even hits the ground, bringing on many hours of sleep. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) smiles as their delivery bracelet emits the familiar "Parcel transferred" message.
01:58:09: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
01:58:14: @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) successfully spears @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) to a wall through their chest. @peepso_user_295(Wulfrien Helgial) has time to yell, "You bastard," as @peepso_user_322(Shadowrabbit Clayguy) snags the package from the ground in front of them. "Parcel transferred."
02:48:35: Package delivered by Shadowrabbit Clayguy for $220,000