05:13:55: Package picked up by Sable Nyx
05:13:56: Today started as a uniquely bright one for Mac Nielson.  A wonderful breakfast.  "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover.  Mac Nielson mused, "Why ruin a good thing?  I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery."  Mac Nielson took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal.  "Ah, that's the one.  I'm here already."  Mac Nielson put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod.  Mac Nielson crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for Sable Nyx to come running down the road, package in tow.  "I know this one.  Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum.  They won't be able to handle this either."  Sable Nyx came into view.  Mac Nielson pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism.  Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode Mac Nielson had just left.  "What?  How?"  As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, Mac Nielson barely heard Sable Nyx running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!"  Sable Nyx continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
06:00:32: Blaylock Samson misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at Sable Nyx.  Sable Nyx resumes delivery of their package.
07:38:53: Ignoracious Buttafucco steadily took aim from a second story window as Sable Nyx ran by below.  Sweat dotting their forehead, Ignoracious Buttafucco inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger.  It was a miss.  Sable Nyx resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
07:39:28: Feisty Gazebo misses their double-fisted pistol shots.   A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at Sable Nyx.  Sable Nyx resumes delivery of their package.
07:39:37: Feisty Gazebo stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure Sable Nyx's destruction.  Instead Sable Nyx resumes on their way, Feisty Gazebo's agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
07:40:28: Feisty Gazebo is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by Sable Nyx after a failed package theft attempt.  Sable Nyx resumes on their way.
11:39:17: There are automatic rifles and there are these.  The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as Blaylock Samson hefts it on their shoulder.  The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling.  It is this reason alone that Blaylock Samson has used it, targeting Sable Nyx's ship as it races across the horizon.  However, Sable Nyx's ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system.  Blaylock Samson's rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor.  Sable Nyx dips their ship, skirting past Blaylock Samson and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
15:12:42: Package delivered by Sable Nyx for $140,000