06:46:54: Package picked up by Mercer Pompadour
06:46:55: There are automatic rifles and there are these. The GZNKA tank killer is surprisingly light as @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) hefts it on their shoulder. The rounds are known to puncture holes two feet wide through heavy ship armor, and are held in a backpack and fed via sling. It is this reason alone that @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) has used it, targeting @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour)'s ship as it races across the horizon. However, @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour)'s ship is not only retrofitted with two meter thick armor, but also an electronic shielding system. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s rounds do find their way through the shields, but only make it one foot into the armor. @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) dips their ship, skirting past @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) and giving them third degree thruster burns across half of their body.
07:00:35: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) tried to sneak on board @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour)'s ship but a security robot detected and repelled the attempt. @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) continues their delivery.
08:00:42: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
09:00:25: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) is impaled on a lengthy spear with a laser tip by @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) after a failed package theft attempt. @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) resumes on their way.
10:00:35: @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) does not normally mourn death. @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) is accustomed to the loss of those they meet, in one capacity or another. But that last death. A split second of @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) thinking about it meant they were a split second too late on the trigger as @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) emerged from the parking garage, package in tow. The shot missed. @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) dove, taking a shot mid-air. @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) was not thinking about human connection, unlike @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson). This is arguably why @peepso_user_7(Blaylock Samson) was shot in the gut. @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) resumes their delivery, package in tow.
11:00:20: @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
12:00:26: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) misses their double-fisted pistol shots. A sad attempt involving a total of 24 rounds fired at @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour). @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) resumes delivery of their package.
13:00:22: @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads. Dangerous territory. A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) smiles. Winners aren't born; they're built. @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below. One failed attempt. Two. Three. Four. Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour)'s adrenaline. @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour). "Not today, my friend." @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
14:00:18: The delivery point only has one way in, about a hundred yards away from a gated entry. @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) has taken the precaution of wrapping that entire entry-way with barbed wire. The only issue with barbed wire in this day and age is that once spotted, it can be avoided. @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) ignites their rocket boots, attempting to vault over the death trap. @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) almost makes it, but is caught on their ankles, immediately becoming a tangled bloody mess in @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco)'s trap. Frantic, @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) activates their shield generator which creates a kinetic field of energy around their body, and it successfully severs most of the barbed wire. Limping, @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) hustles towards the remainder of the delivery path, lobbing grenades over their shoulder. As @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) manically runs after @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) firing rounds in their direction, they are caught in one of @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour)'s grenades, losing a leg. @peepso_user_140(Mercer Pompadour) continues, hobbling, towards the delivery point.
14:47:25: Package delivered by Mercer Pompadour for $180,000