19:18:55: Package picked up by Glenn Murphy
19:18:56: @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) steadily took aim from a second story window as @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) ran by below. Sweat dotting their forehead, @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) inhaled sharply and squeezed the trigger. It was a miss. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) resumes delivery, trying to ignore the echoing rifle shot and fragments of wall exploding just overhead.
19:27:52: @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) took a shortcut due to a fake sign placed by @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis), tripping over a portable road spike, and then landing in a field of Guruvian Nesters, an exotic species known for their sexual appetite. @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) currently has the package.
19:30:15: Today started as a uniquely bright one for @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy). A wonderful breakfast. "Have a great day at the service," and a kiss from their lover. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) mused, "Why ruin a good thing? I'll steal a package instead of being the idiot that always starts a delivery." @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) took their time, looking at the myriad of packages currently traversing the universe as well as the armaments at their disposal. "Ah, that's the one. I'm here already." @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) put on their favorite guilty pleasure of a song on an audio device, and hummed along, out of tune, as they laid down a multi-celled rocket launcher in the middle of the street on a hefty tripod. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) crouched a fair distance away, readying their goggles and watching for @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) to come running down the road, package in tow. "I know this one. Never been able to handle their Zygerian Rum. They won't be able to handle this either." @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) came into view. @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) pushed the hand-held trigger mechanism. Suddenly, the rocket launcher whirled on it's pivot, pointing at the abode @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) had just left. "What? How?" As the rockets burnt the denizens inside to a crisp, @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) barely heard @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) running by shouting, "Always pack a signal disrupter, dickhead!" @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) continued on without breaking a step, the package remaining in tow.
19:30:19: @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) shot a missile at @peepso_user_25(Calto Fremis) and obliterated their ship. All that was left was the package which was picked up and continued its journey with @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy).
20:00:29: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) stumbles into their own trap: a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy)'s destruction. Instead @peepso_user_90(Glenn Murphy) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
20:18:55: Package delivered by Glenn Murphy for $100,000