08:22:16: Package picked up by "OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail
08:22:17: @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson) stumbles into their own trap:  a hole dug in the ground full of Ixyotik Death Wasps meant to ensure @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail)'s destruction.  Instead @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail) resumes on their way, @peepso_user_9(Mac Nielson)'s agonizing screams ringing in their ears.
09:01:29: @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail) is on a roll, carving a violent swathe through everything in their path when they enter a crossroads.  Dangerous territory.  A field of Space Bastards, but @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail) smiles.  Winners aren't born; they're built.  @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail) lets loose a volley of grenades while igniting their rocket boots, soaring over the carnage below.  One failed attempt.  Two.  Three.  Four.  Each attempted theft of the package raises @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail)'s adrenaline.  @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) fires a wrist mounted laser, signing the hip of @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail).  "Not today, my friend."  @peepso_user_441("OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail) twists in mid-air and strafes the area with bullets, hitting @peepso_user_8(Ignoracious Buttafucco) four times square in the torso and then resumes delivery.
09:30:17: Package delivered by "OldSch00l" Al' Chedemail for $40,000